Friday, May 5, 2017

There's nothing to be afraid of. It's only BUTT STUFF! #Anal #Erotica

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06ZXZR2G8?tag=dondes-20
Butt sex doesn’t have to be scary. It can be fun, romantic, public, private — anything you want it to be! Anal eroticism can involve vibrations, toys, groups, body parts, plugs, even complicated leverage systems (you’ll see). The characters in these ten erotic stories span generations, sexual orientations and gender identities, but they’ve all got one thing in common: they’re ready to take the plunge into the wild world of Butt Stuff!

Are you ready to join them?
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Friday, April 28, 2017

#Taboo Hotel #Sex Stories: #Erotica Behind Closed Doors!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072HJ9L4K?tag=dondes-20
What’s the sexy secret behind hotel hook-ups?

At a hotel, anything’s possible. We can do things we would never dream of at home. We can even surrender to forbidden temptations…

In this erotic anthology, travel to six sinful hotel rooms and witness acts of sheer erotic depravity. Once these pairs find themselves in the same hotel room, there’s no stopping the illicit acts that will ensue.

Leave your inhibitions at the door. It’s time to enter the Taboo Hotel!

Warning: This collection of taboo erotica contains sexual interactions between distant cousins, step relations, daddies and daughters, a MILF and her son’s best friend, plus one lusciously fertile babysitter and the man she serves. Reader discretion is advised.


Brought to you courtesy of the dirty minds of:
LEXI WOOD
&
GISELLE RENARDE


READ AN EXCERPT from one of Lexi's smutty barely-legal stepdaddy stories:

“I want you to do things normal teenagers do,” Walt went on.

“But I’m not a normal teenager and I don’t want to be one!”

That’s when Walt did something he’d never done to her before: he placed his hand on the curve of her bum and stroked it gently.

Did he think she was family pet? Why was he doing that?

Her impulse was to tell him to stop… except every time he ran his warm hand over her bum like that, the pulsing sensation built in that forbidden place.

She knew it was wrong, but it felt so good.

What would her mother say?!?

“Isn’t there anything you like that normal teenagers like?” Walt asked.

“No,” she spat. “Normal teenagers are idiots. They drink and do drugs and kill all their brain cells, and they don’t even care!”

“There must be something,” Walt asked quietly, encouragingly. He hadn’t stopped stroking her bum. “Can’t you think of even one thing normal teens have that you… want?”

Don't Delay--Buy Today!
From Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072HJ9L4K?tag=dondes-20
From BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/taboo-hotel-sex-stories-lexi-wood/1126290098?ean=2940157394493

Coming Soon to MANY more ebookstores (and in print!)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Over the past 10+ years working as a writer, I have written HUNDREDS of short stories. Do I remember writing them all? Nope. Sometimes I come across a file full of fiction and I'm just like wow, hey, where did this come from? Wrote it and immediately forgot it existed.

Not the case with Jolene, the paranormal erotic romance I'm here to tell you about today.

Even though I wrote this story a number of years ago, I can tell you exactly where I was sitting when I wrote it. That's because I was pressed right up against an anthology deadline... and I hadn't even STARTED writing this story yet. The call for submissions wasn't asking for, you know, a 2,000-4,000 word short. They were looking for 8-10k.

I must have been working a full-time 9-5 gig in those days, because I remember I wrote this story on a Sunday. It was due Monday. And, I guess because of work and whatever, I hadn't visited my mother in a while.

So this particular Sunday, when I had an entire 8-10k story to write, I carried my gigantic old Dell laptop out to the suburbs to visit my mom. I spent the entire "visit" writing. I think I started indoors, but it was a lovely sunny day outside, so I did a lot of my writing at the patio table out back.  Then, when it started getting dark and chilly, I brought the old Dell into the dining room and powered through until I'd written Jolene in its entirety.

Before that day, I had never written more than 8,000 words in one day. Since then?  I still haven't.  That's the most I've ever written in a day, and I'm sure that's why I remember it so clearly.

Did I get the story polished and submitted in time?  Why, yes I did.  Was it included in the anthology? Why, yes it was! 

And now, all these years later, you can buy Jolene as an ebook.  It's an MFM menage dealy with some incubuses... no, that's wrong... incubi? I don't know. What's the plural of incubus? 

Anyway, thanks to the fine people at eXcessica Publishing, you can grab yourself (?) a copy today!

Jolene: A Paranormal Menage Romance Story by Giselle Renarde

Jolene isn't too troubled--except by the fact that none of her friends believe she's dating Wesley, the popular entertainment blogger. Everyone assumes he’s gay, and he seems to prove them right when he shows up at her birthday bash with his "boyfriend" Seth. Who is this Seth guy and why is Wesley acting so strangely? When Jolene’s best friend falls ill after dreaming of the pair, it's her grandmother who has all the answers: they're dealing with an incubus, and someone needs to hunt him down. Jolene will make any sacrifice to save Wesley, but can she possibly defeat Seth?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Available from a whole bunch of ebook stores such as:
Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XXYKVDF?tag=dondes-20
Kobo https://www.kobo.com/ebook/jolene-5
BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jolene-giselle-renarde/1126070863?ean=2940157420666

eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=19&products_id=1211&zenid=2e8f76be731409979632769cdef9503e

Friday, March 24, 2017

Master, Meet Your Maid. Maid, Serve Your Master!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20

I wrote the story "Serving the Master" for my mini-anthology Mind Your Manors, but it's never been available as its own little ebook... until now!

Carlisle Islington III is Lord of the Manor, master of all he surveys. But there’s one thing he can’t control, and all the wealth and influence in the world can’t give him power over it. Enter the maid, Matilda. In her neat white cap, eyes wide as the moon, she gazes at him with sheer adoration. Could such a young woman possibly lust after a man Carlisle’s age? The idea seems improbable, and yet the look in this girl’s eyes can tell no lies. Matilda has come to stoke his fire.

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?


You can read Serving the Master in Mind Your Manors (the book I put together because I was sad that Downton Abbey was going off the air), or you can get it all on its own at the following retailers:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9?tag=dondes-20
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B06XSWRHJ9
CA: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B06XSWRHJ9
AU: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B06XSWRHJ9

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=4TV1DgAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/713345?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/serving-the-master.html

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Is my #erotica too #taboo for you?

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
These aren't steps. This isn't role play. It's actual incest erotica: fathers and daughter, brothers and sisters, cousins and twins.

Some readers have told me they can't do it, can't follow me there. I totally understand. Before I started writing taboo erotica, it squicked me really badly. I would see all those daddy/daughter stories at Smashwords and it literally turned my stomach. I'd click away from the page as fast as I could because the very idea made me physically ill.

Then Adam and Sheree came to me like a fever dream. They took over my life. They took control of my fingers. They typed their own trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Family Vacation, Family Business, and Family Christmas. (Also available from Amazon as the slightly tamer pseudo-incest trilogy: Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series)

I guess you could say Adam and Sheree opened the taboo floodgates.

What's the appeal of truly taboo erotica, beyond the titillation of that which is forbidden?

Well, for an author who's in it for the hustle, I'll tell you straight-up: incest erotica sells really well. It sells way better than nuanced literary erotica, that's for sure!

So, in the interest of making money, I've just released a new collection called Family Affairs Incest Erotica. It's comprised of all THREE of my Smut Smackdown stories. (Remember when Lexi challenged me to a contest to see which of us could out-incest the other? Those stories.)

Praise be to the Almighty Dollar!

I say that, but you know me well enough to realize I wouldn't write fiction that made me hate myself. So I guess it's not all about the money.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeEroticaThe truth is that I like these stories. I especially enjoyed writing the story Two Complete Strangers, which is about a father and daughter meeting for the first time as adults. And fucking at the top of a cliff. I got the idea for that one when I heard about a new opera being mounted (heh) based on the love affair Anais Nin had with her father.

Family Affairs Incest Erotica also includes the stories Spying on the Twins (about twins who fuck each other and then their cousin. on a beach.) and The Family Bed (about a girl who sleeps naked with her father and brother. sorry--this one's indoors).

You can get Family Affairs at Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/707945?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica

Also available from eXcitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/family-affairs-incest-erotica.html

Oh, and in case I haven't made it clear, I'll mention that all the characters in these stories are consenting adults. Well, except the dad and brother in The Family Bed. They are adults, but they're not exactly consenting. Because they're asleep.

Happy Reading!

Giselle

Sunday, March 5, 2017

FREE & 50% OFF #ebooks in celebration of Read An Ebook Week March 5-11

Every time Read An Ebook Week rolls around, Smashwords allows author/publishers to opt in to this huge sale they hold. The sale is on NOW and I've opted in almost my entire catalogue. Readers always seem to scoop up a bunch of books--especially free ones--and I encourage you to do so. Stock up! I'm givin' it away!

I just sent out a newsletter about this (subscribe, why dontcha?) so instead of repeating myself, let's see if I can cut and paste them pretty pitchures...

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

(Still trying to cut and paste...)

Okay, I fail.

I thought this would be a beautiful post, but I guess not so much.  If you want to see the beautiful newsletter in all its newslettery glory (and a selection of FREE and 50% OFF deals this week at Smashwords), you'll have to click this link: http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1 

http://eepurl.com/cEWfq1


Sorry to make you click! I'll try to fail better next time. heh

Friday, February 24, 2017

#Lesbians Lick Butt: Kinky Fetish #Erotica

https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Another weekend, another smutbook. This one's for all you lovely readers out there who crave a good lesbian butt-licking session.

Lesbians eating ass is the name of the game.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20Lesbians Lick Butt is the name of the book.

This delightful compilation contains three of your favourite lesbian ass-licking classics: Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, and Elementary, My Dear Kathryn.

The reason I keep putting out lesbian rimming shorts is simple: so many residents of the internet land on my blog after searching for lesbian anilingus stories. Give the people what they want, right?

You want women running their tongues over other girls' assholes? You got it!

If you bought these three ebooks individually (Anal Angel, Blowing Smoke, Elementary etc), it would cost you like $9 or something. $3.99 is a steal for all three. Buy it as an ebook, or buy it in print.

Actually, the paperback contains a bunch of bonus material so I highly recommend buying it if you're into paper books. (I am. I still don't read ebooks. I do all my reading on paper.)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYCJPSB?tag=dondes-20
Remember last month when Lesbian Golden Showers came out? If you don't remember, I'll mention right now that Lesbian Golden Showers is 100% new material. Three watersports stories, all brand new, all written exclusively for that collection.

Anyway, Lesbian Golden Showers wasn't quite long enough to publish in print. Same goes for Lesbians Lick Butt. But put them together and you've got a book!

What I'm trying to say, here, is that the paperback version of Lesbians Lick Butt contains the entire Lesbian Golden Showers collection as well! Buy it for yourself. Share it with your friends. Or let it wither on the shelf, die on the vine, yellow and crumble with disuse. The choice is yours.

So. Links.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
Get the paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/Lesbians-Lick-Butt-Fetish-Erotica/dp/1543215300?tag=dondes-20

Get the ebook from Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06X9G92NF?tag=dondes-20
or BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesbians-lick-butt-giselle-renarde/1125838476?ean=2940157242121

Remember, only the paperback contains Lesbian Golden Showers as a bonus. The ebook version is pure butt-licking bliss.

If you're looking for butt-licking lesbians, you've come to the right place! Clarice has a problem only an Anal Angel can resolve. A vegan baker fulfils Marissa's smokiest fantasies. Melanie and her domme humiliate an old friend during a school reunion. These girls are ready to lick butt and take names. Are you ready to join them?